Your so ugly disses. Fat insults 2019-02-04

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

your so ugly disses

You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus. A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop on her neck so the dog would play with her. You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone. He is known as a miracle comic. Most people who are overweight are simply too lazy to change their unhealthy habits.

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Insult Jokes

your so ugly disses

You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? He loves film, comedy, and innovative technology. Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike. You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you Shit Happens. Yo mama so ugly she made the devil go to church Your Mama's so ugly when yo daddy took her to a restaurant the waiter said Sorry, no dogs allowed. Yo mama so ugly she answered the age old question If looks could kill? Yo mama so ugly the local peeping-tom knocked on her door, and asked her to shut her blinds Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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your so ugly disses

Then why not share them with your friends? If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China. At least there's one thing good about your body. Your mother left here at 9 this morning… Leave me alone! As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? When she looked at my cat it took all nine of her lives! Yo mama so ugly Handy Manny wouldn't introduce her to Mr. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Do u practice being this ugly? You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet. Yo mama so ugly yo grandma wonders how the heck she gave birth to you. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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You Are So Ugly!

your so ugly disses

He forgot his wedding anniversary. You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone. The only thing offending me is your face. Yo mama has a fanny like an axe-wound in a gorilla's back. Yo Mama's so ugly, when she died, they couldn't even tell if she was human.

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your so ugly disses

You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, Thanks for bringing him back. The next morning he got up early and left for work. You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in. You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock. Your mamas so ugly shes the reason cars have a reverse gear Yo mama so ugly when the garbage truck drove by she ran after it yelling Wait you forgot me! They were getting chased by the cops. Yo mama so ugly that the Statue of Liberty laughed at her Yo mama so ugly, Xbox Kinect rejected her. Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looked up to the sky it started falling.

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DISSES,DISSES,AND MORE DISSES

your so ugly disses

The singer was diagnosed with a heart defect as a child and suffered a minor stroke when she was 18. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so ugly, if my dog had a face like hers, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards. Yo mama so ugly that yo daddy's breath smells like shit cause he'd rather kiss her ass. If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content. Yo mama so ugly she scared the paint off the wall.

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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

your so ugly disses

He is living proof that man can live without a brain! Yo mama so ugly she has the booty of a stripper and the face of a trucker Yo mama so ugly she went to a haunted house, when she came out the other side, they gave her an application Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly that your own grandma left her at the park and got charged for littering. Yo mama is ugly people thinks she's yoda of star wars Yo mama is so ugly they call the day she was born, the uglypocalypse. Yo momma is so ugly her own ass refused to marry her yo momma so fat and ugly that when she took a shower that it broke and when she looked in the mirror it broke Yo mama so ugly she's only been married once. You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. Yo mama so ugly bullets refuse to kill her Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested! Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Your mom is so fat and ugly, Blue's Clues can't figure out what she is.

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Funny Ugly Jokes, Free Ugly Jokes, Dirty Ugly Jokes

your so ugly disses

Don't think, it may sprain your brain! Use of Lots of Jokes acknowledges your acceptance to our , and. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory Yo mama so ugly she buys her make up at Home Depot. My straightener is hotter than you. You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras. Yo mama so ugly she's in the Guinness Book of World Records for the scariest halloween costume. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

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DISSES,DISSES,AND MORE DISSES

your so ugly disses

If he thinks that Selena looks bad what hope is there for the rest of us? Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night Yo mama so ugly that when someone looks at her, they die instantly Yo mama looks like she's been bobbing for apples in a chipper. She said, Your name never came up in the conversation. Yo mama so ugly that she looks like she's pissed in more sinks than she's washed in. They're selling lives, you should go get one. We are all sensitive about our appearance and it can be devastating to have someone insult your looks, especially publicly. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse? How would you like to feel the way you look? Yo mama has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle Yo mama so ugly she makes Ugly Betty look like a Victoria Secret Model.

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