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50+ Painfully Funny One Liners

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The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. What do you call a woman with tiles on her head? A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. What do you call a man with a car on his head? Call her up and tell her where you are. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? Death is a taxable event, but taxes never die. Dolly Parton bottle feeding him.

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One day, while in Jamaica, the guy is at the urinal and a black Jamaican comes and stands at the urinal next to him. A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? I intend to live forever. Man who run in front of car get tired.


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Best One Line Jokes for a Great Laugh

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Trying not to get caught, he inconspiculously glanced at their penises. Like the way an Irish person or a Scottish person would say that the band Snow Patrol are boring but an Eskimo has a hundred words for how crap Snow Patrol are. The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. Confucious he say… Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Erotic is using a feather. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Update 04-2018: This article was written way back in 2009.


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Dirty One Liners joke

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A: They named him Sum Ting Wong. Short Funny Jokes About Holding Your Tongue ~ Just Shut Up Jokes - To make a long story short, don't tell it! One got his head blown off and the other was assassinated. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs? What do men and pantyhose have in common? Because if God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate! The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth. Toast is brown on both sides. Simon is my newfound hero. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg? Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Shout out to deaf people! Not as great as the comments from triggered sissies in the comments though haha. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the sea? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Dirty One Liners joke

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His is a couple of inches longer. Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? God must love stupid people. The farther away the future is, the better it looks. The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. You know when she was born? Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down! Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween. Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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50 Funniest One

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By the time you've finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. You must go see him! We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Body like a Greek statue — completely pale, no arms. Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast? A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. All the winners are from Earth.

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The Best And Funniest One

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They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A Navel Confucious he say… Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. Being punctual in our Office was of no benefit what-so-ever.


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Just Take Your Time ~ Time Jokes - How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal. Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. They were both designed for babies, but are played with by men.

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The human brain is a wonderful thing. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. Confucious he say… Passionate kiss like spider web — soon lead to undoing of fly. A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard. A twenty-foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone. Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

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